Posted on: 14 January, 2002
Author: Joe Bingham
Ok Stop!! Read this BEFORE you do any more ... is crucial stuff, ... I want all of you to take a good, hardlook at your online or network ... ... If you're not inone of Ok Stop!! Read this BEFORE you do any more marketing!!!This is crucial stuff, everyone. I want all of you to take a good, hardlook at your online or network marketing business. If you're not inone of these businesses, I want you to understand this concept beforeyou ever think about starting one.Before you sell anything whatsoever to anyone at all, I want you to dothis one simple thing.Go to your Paypal account and send me $20.No? You don't want to do that? Well, what if I bedazzle you with 13pages of 'work from home, residual income' hype first, then ask for$20. Can I have it then?No?You mean after bedazzling you with my hype I still need to offer yousomething else? Ok, how about an exact duplicate of my bedazzlingweb site for you to use as your own so you can ask others to give you$20 -- of which I get half. Is that better?No?What? You mean your own bedazzling web site where you can askfor money from others is not enough? What do you want from me?Oh, right! I need to include subliminal messages in that bedazzlingweb site that induce people to buy. I need to include LARGERTHAN LIFE words to lead people to the belief that 'pure gold' iswaiting for them after they enter their credit card information. I needto use 'secret terms', 'catch words', and 'hypnotic writing' to leadflocks of credit card toting morons toward the 'BUY NOW!' button.Is that enough now? Can I have my $20 yet?No?!Well, how about if I throw in some information on how to getINSANE traffic to make you OBSCENE profits?Is the deal good enough now?! Will you travel HYPNOTICALLY tomy site in an INSANE fashion and send me some OBSCENEmoney?! Please?!!Wait, I'll even make the offer more appealing. If you order now, I'lldramatically reduce the price. Ready, here it goes.(insert drum roll, fireworks exploding in the background, and soundsof 1000s of cheering fans borrowed from a live Bon Jovi CD)Now only $19.95!!!!(continue cheers and fireworks, but dramatically cease drum roll)There was that dramatic enough? Now can I have my $20, I mean$19.95?No?! What do you mean NO?!!! Why won't you buy from me? Iwhat? I don't really have a product? What the 'h-e-double EiffelTower Toothpicks' does that have to do with anything?!!!(Insert sound effect of a phonograph needle being drug backwardsacross a record. Something like Zrrrrrrrpppp!) (It's so hard to dosound effects in email. Now I know how the writers of the earlyBatman TV shows felt. POW!)What do you mean I have to sell an actual product? This is InternetMarketing, I thought all I had to do was create a site and ask formoney and it would be given to me? What has happened here?Oh no! You don't suppose the porno sites have all the OBSCENEprofits locked up, and the INSANE traffic got busted for driving whileintoxicated, do you?!You don't think everyone has awakened from their HYPNOTICtrance and that my SUBLIMINAL messages are being screened outby Microsoft with the use of a special filter made from 3D glasses firstused by movie patrons to watch 'The Creature From the BlackLagoon", do you?!I mean, what if all the SECRET TERMS have been revealed? Whatif all the CATCH WORDS have holes in their nets? What if there isno BEDAZZLEMENT left?!What if... What if... No.What if from now on we actually have to offer something of VALUEin order to make sales?What if our businesses have to actually provide BENEFITS to ourcustomers?My goodness. This could be the end of Internet Marketing as weknow it. This could be a significant transition time in history when thescheme, scam, and screw type of businesses go under, and thelegitimate ones rise to the top.This could be an enormous change in the way people view theInternet and Network Marketing as a whole! This could be thebeginning of a revolution!At least that's my plan.All in favor say 'Aye'. Source: Free Articles from ArticlesFactory.com